Category Archives: Running Rants

Oh, I’m a bad-tempered sod alright. So here are my thoughts on some of the issues of the day.

Do Oxfam do XXL running vests?

And so, on the very day that I decided to go for a Golden Bond place with someone or other, I got a very nice email from someone called Hannah at Oxfam, asking if I’d give them a mention on TJBFS.com Continue reading

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Snow 1 – Me 0

As I lay there trying to catch a breath and working on my epitaph, an old dear who I had passed 20 seconds earlier came scurrying through the dunes, having heard me hitting the ground from around 50 yards away. Naturally, she was quite concerned, but quickly realised that the awful cracking sound we had both heard was me shattering a 2 inch-thick plate of ice with my ribcage. Continue reading

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Happy New Year from Southport

Then, of course, they sent me the picture you see above, which was taken from a local website, proving that my ‘follow the tyre tracks’ theory may have the odd flaw in it somewhere along the line. Continue reading

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So how did you enjoy your run, Monsieur Sarkozy?

My question though, is why is it always politicians this happens to? Most people my age remember U.S. President Jimmy Carter flaking out while running. I’m fairly sure that Bill Clinton did the same thing. And I have a sneaking suspicion that Tony Blair had a similar heart problem going on. Continue reading

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Dear Richard, please could you fix it for me to get a place in the VLM?

And look, Mr Branson. Or may I call you Richard? On you, the beard looks good. Your cameo in Casino Royale? Stellar. Your trains? Like a Swiss watch. Space Ship One? The stuff of dreams. Virgin Money? Astonishingly good APR. The abseiling thing? Just jolly bad luck and not funny at all. Continue reading

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